CHRISTMAS PAL

OWNER'S NAME: Erin

LOCATION: Waukesha, Wisconsin

EGGPLANT QUOTE: pocket pal

COMMENTS: Santa was good to Erin this year.

HOOD JUMPIN' PAIR

OWNERS' NAMES: Bradley & Eliezer

LOCATION: Terre Haute, Indiana

EGGPLANT QUOTE: serious hood jumpin'

COMMENTS: "We're happy to be included in the Eggplant Owner's Gallery!"

SPOKE HAZARD

OWNER'S NAME: Sarah

LOCATION: Montpelier, France

EGGPLANT QUOTE: may get caught in spokes

COMMENTS: Sarah has to really watch this eggplant around her bikes!

SMASHING, INDEED

OWNER'S NAME: Martha

LOCATION: Dubuque, Iowa

EGGPLANT QUOTE: you made me smash my lifesavers

COMMENTS: "A dismal situation, indeed."

SO MUCH MORALISM

OWNER'S NAME: Marilynn

LOCATION: Decorah, Iowa

EGGPLANT QUOTE: with irrational bursts of moralism

ARTOMAT INVENTOR TURNS STUNT MAN

OWNER'S NAME:
Clark

LOCATION:
Winston-Salem, North Carolina

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
I'm doing my own stunts

COMMENTS:
This is the first film made by an eggplant owner. Clark Whittington, the inventor of Art*o*mat, is the illustrious filmmaker that will hopefully inspire further creativity in eggplant owners everywhere. Enjoy!

WEBSITE: www.artomat.org

RIDICULOUSLY CONFIDENT

OWNER'S NAME:
Martin

LOCATION:
West Hollywood, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
a blind, stupid belief in yourself

COMMENTS:
As an actor fresh on the scene in Hollywood, this eggplant is his inspiration to keep confident.

NOT A PUNK BITCH

OWNER'S NAME:
Luiz

LOCATION:
West Hollywood, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
I aint no punk bitch

COMMENT:
Quite clearly, he is not.

ALWAYS DOING BETTER

OWNER'S NAME:
Tim

LOCATION:
West Hollywood, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
do better

COMMENTS:
"This is my inspiration eggplant."

SO VERY SNAPPY

OWNER’S NAME:
Ralph

LOCATION:
Beverly Hills, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
a snappy new day

COMMENTS:
"This is a fun one."

RELIGIOUSLY DEVIANT

OWNER’S NAME:
Gennady

LOCATION:
Los Angeles, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
you make God sad

COMMENTS:
no comment

NO BOOGERS HERE

OWNER’S NAME:
Paul

LOCATION:
Glendale, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
booger free

COMMENTS:
"Absolutely!"

THE CHOCOLATE PARTIER

OWNER’S NAME:
Carol

LOCATION:
Burbank, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
host chocolate tasting parties

COMMENTS:
"There's a reason I got this eggplant."

COPING WITH STINKY SOCKS

OWNER’S NAME:
Karen

LOCATION:
Burbank, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
stinky sock

COMMENTS:
Having raised two boys, Karen knows stinky socks.

DELIGHTFUL EXPECTATION

OWNER’S NAME:
Marie-Louise

LOCATION:
Porter Ranch, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
I'm melting with delight

COMMENTS:
Five months into her very first pregnancy, Marie-Louise is truly melting with delight (as evidenced by her happy belly).

TWINKLE, TWINKLE, TWINKLE

OWNER’S NAME:
Anne

LOCATION:
Burbank, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
never stop twinkling

COMMENTS:
Note that her necklace is twinkling.

A MAJOR LEGO BUILDER

OWNER’S NAME:
Sharon

LOCATION:
Burbank, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
with the right legos, you can build anything

COMMENTS:
"I love legos."

THE BOLDEST WOBBLER

OWNER’S NAME:
Shelley

LOCATION:
Burbank, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
wobbly, but with resolve

COMMENTS:
"Yep!"

DILLY DALLYS ALL DAY

OWNER’S NAME:
Jill

LOCATION:
Burbank, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
loves to dilly dally

COMMENTS:
"I love to dilly dally."

A DANGLER

OWNER’S NAME:
Jody

LOCATION:
Burbank, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
not to dangle about

COMMENTS:
"See my eggplant is dangling, but I'm not."

LAUGHTER CHOICES

OWNER’S NAME:
Joanne

LOCATION:
Burbank, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
make sure it's a good choice laugh

COMMENTS:
"My students are going to love this new rule."

DANGEROUS TURTLES AHEAD

OWNER’S NAME:
Dale

LOCATION:
Los Angeles, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
lead on, o kinky turtle

COMMENTS:
This quote from comes from a child who misunderstood the title of the hymn, "Lead On, O King Eternal."

BEWARE OF THE FERRY MAN

OWNER’S NAME:
Chris

LOCATION:
Valley Glen, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
don't pay the ferry man

COMMENTS:
"Don't!"

DON'T FORGET THE WALNUTS

OWNER’S NAME:
Zoe

LOCATION:
Valencia, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
and walnuts

COMMENTS:
"This is the best eggplant."

NOT SO BAD AT ALL

OWNER’S NAME:
Gene

LOCATION:
Hollywood, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
you weren't so bad yourself

LEANING SERIOUSLY LEFT

OWNER'S NAME:
Don

LOCATION:
West Hollywood, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
as left as I can legally be

COMMENTS:
"That's me!"

LIVING LIFE FULLY

OWNER’S NAME:
Greg

LOCATION:
Hollywood, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
so your obituary reads the way it should

A NEEDY EGGPLANT

OWNER’S NAME:
Suzie

LOCATION:
Los Angeles, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
needs you

COMMENTS:
This very needy eggplant has found a happy home.

ROMANTIC AT HEART

OWNER'S NAME:
Ivan

LOCATION:
Los Angeles, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
I love you just the way you are

ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS

OWNER'S NAME:
Carlos

LOCATION:
Los Angeles, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
be fabulous

JUST A LITTLE GAY

OWNER’S NAME:
Arica

LOCATION:
Burbank, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
I'm a little bit gay

COOL TIME TRAVELER

OWNER’S NAME:
Mark

LOCATION:
San Francisco, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease

COMMENTS:
"Time travel isn't odd at all, its all relative and faster than light. Everywhere and nowhere at once."