CHRISTMAS PAL

OWNER'S NAME: Erin

LOCATION: Waukesha, Wisconsin

EGGPLANT QUOTE: pocket pal

COMMENTS: Santa was good to Erin this year.

HOOD JUMPIN' PAIR

OWNERS' NAMES: Bradley & Eliezer

LOCATION: Terre Haute, Indiana

EGGPLANT QUOTE: serious hood jumpin'

COMMENTS: "We're happy to be included in the Eggplant Owner's Gallery!"

SPOKE HAZARD

OWNER'S NAME: Sarah

LOCATION: Montpelier, France

EGGPLANT QUOTE: may get caught in spokes

COMMENTS: Sarah has to really watch this eggplant around her bikes!

SMASHING, INDEED

OWNER'S NAME: Martha

LOCATION: Dubuque, Iowa

EGGPLANT QUOTE: you made me smash my lifesavers

COMMENTS: "A dismal situation, indeed."

SO MUCH MORALISM

OWNER'S NAME: Marilynn

LOCATION: Decorah, Iowa

EGGPLANT QUOTE: with irrational bursts of moralism

ARTOMAT INVENTOR TURNS STUNT MAN

OWNER'S NAME:
Clark

LOCATION:
Winston-Salem, North Carolina

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
I'm doing my own stunts

COMMENTS:
This is the first film made by an eggplant owner. Clark Whittington, the inventor of Art*o*mat, is the illustrious filmmaker that will hopefully inspire further creativity in eggplant owners everywhere. Enjoy!

WEBSITE: www.artomat.org

RIDICULOUSLY CONFIDENT

OWNER'S NAME:
Martin

LOCATION:
West Hollywood, California

EGGPLANT QUOTE:
a blind, stupid belief in yourself

COMMENTS:
As an actor fresh on the scene in Hollywood, this eggplant is his inspiration to keep confident.